Morticia: [watching Pugsley sleep] He looks so sweet… just like a little entrée.

We’re getting better and better every day. If everyone has the right attitude we can win the World Cup.

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.

So near is falsehood to truth that a wise man would do well not to trust himself on the narrow edge.

[meeting Nemo] Hi there. From my neck of the woods, eh? Sorry if I took a snap at you at one time. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat. – Nigel

I can do anything I want to do really, I might as well.

Oh, it’s got nothing to do with Denver or sea level, whatever that is.

When he finally learns to exhale, and let the game come to him.