Funny Quote of the Day – Steven Wright

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

Wisdom Quote of the Day – Thomas Jefferson

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it.

Movie Quote of the Day – Finding Nemo

[To seagulls] Would you lot just shut up! You’re rats with wings! – Nigel

Celebrity Quote of the Day – Angelina Jolie

Life and death, energy and peace, if i stop today it was still worth it. Even the terrible mistakes, that I have made and would have unmade if I could. The pains that have burned me and scarred my soul, it was worth it for having been allowed to walk where I’ve walked. Which was to hell on earth, heaven on earth, back again, into, under, far in between, through it, in it and above…

Gia Marie Carangi 1960-1986

Football Quote of the Day – Jamal Lewis

I chose Tennessee because I thought they’d give me an opportunity to play.

Baseball Quote of the Day – Nomar Garciaparra

I don’t really know pitchers.

Soccer Quote of the Day – Frank Lampard

When you look at the calibre of players in the England squad and their ability, why should we go into the tournament fearing anyone?

Poet Quote of the Day – Percy Bysshe Shelley

The pleasure that is in sorrow is sweeter than the pleasure of pleasure itself.

Music Quote of the Day – Oscar Wilde

Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf.

Movies Quote of the Day – Here Comes the Boom

Bella Flores: Goodnight Scott.