Graham: Is this your first time in India?
Evelyn: Yes. Do you think we’ll be alright?
Graham: Yes, its going to be extraordinary.

Dijon: Master, all this flip-flapping– maybe we take the bus back?

The Wedding Crashers Rules: Rule #50 – Be pensive! It draws out the "healer" in women.

It’s hard to replace Kevin Faulk, but hopefully he can come in and be Woodhead and not try to be Kevin. I think we liked the things we saw out there, not just from him – from an offensive perspective. We win as a team; we lose as a team. You always can hold your head up high when you win and lower it when you lose. We’ll just go back to the drawing board and hopefully we have a game plan for the Miami Dolphins.

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness.

The cost of a things is the amount of what I call life which is required to be exchanged for it, immediately or in the long run.

Every man is like the company he is wont to keep.

To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.