Life Quote of the Day – William Shakespeare

Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale
Vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.

Friendship Quote of the Day – Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

Funny Quote of the Day – Ambrose Bierce

Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.

Wisdom Quote of the Day – Samuel Johnson

Almost every man wastes part of his life attempting to display qualities which he does not possess.

Movie Quote of the Day – SlumDog Millionaire

Middle Jamal: [seeing the Taj Mahal] Is this heaven?
Middle Salim: You’re not dead Jamal.
Middle Jamal: What is it? Some hotel?

Celebrity Quote of the Day – Michael Jackson

And I remember going to the record studio and there was a park across the street and I’d see all the children playing and I would cry because it would make me sad that I would have to work instead.

Football Quote of the Day – Sean Taylor

[Jackson said he has a] love-hate … I love it when he makes plays, hate it when he makes mistakes.

Baseball Quote of the Day – Warren Spahn

Once Musial timed your fastball, your infielders were in jeopardy.

Soccer Quote of the Day – Pele

He is the best in the world right now, … Without a doubt, he is the player who gives [Brazilians] the most joy.

Poet Quote of the Day – William Blake

Those who restrain their desires, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.