Mike O’ Donnell: (in the bleachers,talking to Maggie) When you’re young everything feels like the end of the world. But it’s not it’s just the beginning, you might have to meet a few more jerks. but one day you’re gonna meet a boy who treats you the way you deserve to be treated. Like the sun rises and sets with you.

Joan: I like what I do right now.
Therapist: Your right now, is coming to an end.

And that’s what the war on terrorism is going to do – we’re going to lose countless amounts of money, people are going to die and get locked up, but that’s it. There’s going to be no good coming out of it. We’re going to lose our civil rights, and they’re going to be gone forever.

The ’92 U.S. Open at Pebble got out of control. I have never played on a harder golf course in harder conditions than that last round at Pebble.

We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

A punishment to some, to some a gift, and to many a favor.

A new friend is new wine ; when it grows old , you will enjoy drinking it.

I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Science investigates religion interprets. Science gives man knowledge which is power religion gives man wisdom which is control.

Young Allie: This place is gigantic.
Young Noah: Yeah, a gigantic piece of crap. – Dialogue