Alvin Seville: [playing a racecar video game that “Uncle” Ian gave him] Come on, pal! You drive like my grandmother! Get a wheelchair, move over!

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness.

Love is the ark appointed for the righteous,
Which annuls the danger and provides a way of escape.

While we are postponing, life speeds by.

I get by with a little help from my friends.

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.

What a splendid head, yet no brain.

Oh, man. Hey, no hurling on the shell, dude, okay? Just waxed it. – Crush the Turtle

My father was very strong. I don’t agree with a lot of the ways he brought me up. I don’t agree with a lot of his values, but he did have a lot of integrity, and if he told us not to do something, he didn’t do it either.