Love is a serious mental disease.

Life is too important to be taken seriously.

The only service a friend can really render is to keep up your courage by holding up to you a mirror in which you can see a noble image of yourself.

There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.

Seek ye first the good things of the mind, and the rest will either be supplied or its loss will not be felt.

I like big butts and I cannot lie you other brothers can’t deny when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung.

After the $10,000 fine for pretending to moon fans in Green Bay: “What’s 10 grand to me?”

You only have a few years to play this game and you can’t play it if you’re all tied up in knots.

Let’s hope what we’ve done this week helps us to get something positive in our next games.

To vilify a great man is the readiest way in which a little man can himself attain greatness.