Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open.

[Water is] the only drink for a wise man.

There’s a lot of love out there, you know man? – Fillmore

It is criminal to put our servicemen and women in harm’s way and to put the lives of so many civilians on the line for the misguided frustrations of the Bush administration.

This, … is a very special moment.

It would be useless for any player to attempt to explain successful batting.

I love you. Argentina is great. Let’s get rid of Bush.

The United States themselves are essentially the greatest poem.

Oh, the brave Music of a distant drum!

Shrek: Sorry, but this order’s to go.
Cookie: But I haven’t taken out his gibblets yet.
Shrek: Trust me, you don’t want to eat this one.
Donkey: I go down smooth, but I come out fightin’!