Funny Quote of the Day – Ambrose Bierce

Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.

Wisdom Quote of the Day – Samuel Johnson

Almost every man wastes part of his life attempting to display qualities which he does not possess.

Movie Quote of the Day – SlumDog Millionaire

Middle Jamal: [seeing the Taj Mahal] Is this heaven?
Middle Salim: You’re not dead Jamal.
Middle Jamal: What is it? Some hotel?

Celebrity Quote of the Day – Michael Jackson

And I remember going to the record studio and there was a park across the street and I’d see all the children playing and I would cry because it would make me sad that I would have to work instead.

Football Quote of the Day – Sean Taylor

[Jackson said he has a] love-hate … I love it when he makes plays, hate it when he makes mistakes.

Baseball Quote of the Day – Warren Spahn

Once Musial timed your fastball, your infielders were in jeopardy.

Soccer Quote of the Day – Pele

He is the best in the world right now, … Without a doubt, he is the player who gives [Brazilians] the most joy.

Poet Quote of the Day – William Blake

Those who restrain their desires, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.

Music Quote of the Day – Bette Midler

Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it’s like a jackhammer.

Movies Quote of the Day – The Spy Next Door

Bob Ho: So, tell me more about Halloween.
Nora: It’s the best. You get sweets, everyone pretends to be someone else, and nobody knows who you really are.
Bob Ho: Sounds familiar.