Male Reporter: Mr. Hitchcock, you’re the most famous director in the medium, but you’re 60 years old. Shouldn’t you just quit while you’re ahead?

Frank: There is nothing more threatening to a man than a woman who is smart and attractive. We have to pretend you’re both!
Dee: Wow, you’re a horrible father.

Shawn: Look, Mr. Feeny. Let’s not waste anyone’s time. Cory and I, we broke up.
Cory: It should’ve happened sooner!
Shawn: But we stayed together for the kids…

Cory: …in the class.

I did go through a Goth thing, but that was a long time ago. I just like artists that shake it up, that piss people off or make people think or rattle the cage somehow.

To be loved, be lovable.

Life has gone away leaving me living.

I look upon every day to be lost, in which I do not make a new acquaintance.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

Speech is a mirror of the soul: as a man speaks, so is he.

And it is such an honor to be your agent, it almost hurts me to take ten percent of your winnings. And merchandising. And ancillary rights in perpetuity. – Harv