Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.

What a splendid head, yet no brain.

Oh, man. Hey, no hurling on the shell, dude, okay? Just waxed it. – Crush the Turtle

My father was very strong. I don’t agree with a lot of the ways he brought me up. I don’t agree with a lot of his values, but he did have a lot of integrity, and if he told us not to do something, he didn’t do it either.

When I’m flipping through the channels at home and see ESPN, I’ll automatically stop and see what’s going on. It’s great. The reason we’re so successful is because of the fans, and the reason why the fan base is so big is because of the TV deals, including ESPN.

It’s like obituaries, when you die they finally give you good reviews.

I think every player enjoys praise and I have had to work extremely hard on the training ground to bring my game together.

I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.

Carole (King) always said there was a small window of opportunity and we happened to come along at that period in the music business and jumped right in.

It was the last chance free kick, we were not expecting a match like that,