Funny Quote of the Day – Woody Allen

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

Wisdom Quote of the Day – Plato

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.

Movie Quote of the Day – The Notebook

You know I want to give you all the things you want. But I can’t. Because they’re gone. They’re broken. – Noah Calhoun

Celebrity Quote of the Day – Celine Dion

I have records in gold, in platinum, I have two Oscars, I have Grammys and so on.

Football Quote of the Day – Terrell Owens

I’ve only been on one vacation ever. I just went to Acapulco before training camp.

Baseball Quote of the Day – Pete Rose

I’ve never looked forward to a birthday like I’m looking forward to my new daughter’s birthday, because two days after that is when I can apply for reinstatement.

Soccer Quote of the Day – Steven Gerrard

We scored two good goals tonight and dominated for 70 minutes but we were all over the place for 20…Unfortunately, we let them back into it.

Poet Quote of the Day – Carl Sandburg

Often I look back and see that I had been many kinds of a fool-and that I had been happy in being this or that kind of fool.

Music Quote of the Day – Ani DiFranco

Men make angry music and it’s called rock-and-roll; women include anger in their vocabulary and suddenly they’re angry and militant.

Movies Quote of the Day – Dolphin Tale

Dr. Clay Haskett: We can’t make her want to live. She’s going to have to do that part on her own.