Max: A fist bump is a sacred contract between the fists of men.

It was unlikely that anyone had ever heard a black person sing country music.

Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.

Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.

I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.

Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command.

I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Squishy. [touches 'Squishy'] Ouch!!! Bad Squishy!!! Bad! – Dory

I like Jailhouse Rock and Love Me Tender. The black-and-white films. With music, I tend more toward the ’70s stuff because I was at the shows for those, so they bring back memories.