Shrek: Sorry, but this order’s to go.
Cookie: But I haven’t taken out his gibblets yet.
Shrek: Trust me, you don’t want to eat this one.
Donkey: I go down smooth, but I come out fightin’!

T’Pol: Over the centuries, his followers made copies of his teachings.
Archer: Let me guess — with the originals lost, whatever’s left is open to interpretation.
T’Pol: You find this amusing?
Archer: I find it familiar.

And I definitely wanted to be a writer, but I felt a duty now, having used up those educational resources, I felt a duty to the church and my parents to become a priest.

Gaston: [singing] I'm especially good at expectorating… [spits]

When love beckons to you, follow him, Though his ways are hard and steep. And when his wings enfold you yield to him, Though the sword hidden among his pinions may wound you.

There is nothing more tragic than to find an individual bogged down in the length of life, devoid of breadth.

A friend who is far away is sometimes much nearer than one who is at hand. Is not the mountain far more awe-inspiring and more clearly visible to one passing through the valley than to those who inhabit the mountain?

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not advice, it is merely custom.

A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be.

This much I knew. If you are what you eat, then I only wanna eat the good stuff. – Remy