Funny Quote of the Day – George Bernard Shaw

She had lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, the power of speech.

Wisdom Quote of the Day – Khalil Gibran

I wash my hands of those who imagine chattering to be knowledge, silence to be ignorance, and affection to be art.

Movie Quote of the Day – Cars (Pixar Movie)

Guido – it’s time. – Doc Hudson

Celebrity Quote of the Day – Britney Spears

I remember I read this harsh review about my show, and one of my friends told me that this was the exact same stuff people said about Madonna. And it’s like, she didn’t care. Madonna just came out and was herself. I respect that a lot.

Football Quote of the Day – John Madden

With all his tumid boasts, he’s like the sword-fish, who only wears his weapon in his mouth.

Baseball Quote of the Day – Barry Bonds

I went to jump and the wall hit me in the shoulder,

Soccer Quote of the Day – Frank Lampard

To be involved with such illustrious names is a sign of our achievements.

Poet Quote of the Day – Elizabeth Barrett Browning

And each man stands with his face in the light. Of his own drawn sword, ready to do what a hero can.

Music Quote of the Day – John Lennon

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that… I believe in what I do, and I’ll say it.

Movies Quote of the Day – Austin Powers in Goldmember

Foxxy Cleopatra: [When hitting someone] Shazam!