I had a lovers quarrel with the world.

What we play is life.

Mike Jessop: Karen says you guys had to call the police. Is everything all right at home?
Daniel Barrett: Yeah

Olivia: [James] mailed you the box? Ohh, that is the work of a breakup master!
Billie: So I’ve heard. Why did I date the breakup master? Why can’t I meet the relationship master?

Policeman:[seeing Jackson in military cloths] What are you wearing?
Jackson:[hastily] Come here.
Jackson: The airforce set that fire. They want the town empty for some reason.

As experience widens, one begins to see how much upon a level all human things are.

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as if everything is.

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right.

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?